Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Tom Brady go to Heaven to visit God and watch a Monday Night game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking them each the same question.
God asks Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage, and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing field."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady. "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Just a Reminder Kids
Creepyolderguy wrote this post September 10th. He's lookin' pretty f*****g smart right about now!
You heard it here first kids, the New England Patriots will win Super Bowl XLV. In what will be his most heroic season yet Tom Brady will lead the Pats to another Super Bowl win. Overcoming the handicap of a young, unproven defense and the loss of uberlineman Logan Mankins the Pats will score at will against their baffled opponents. Who cares if the HBO Jets march downfield for seven minutes to score, for when the ball gets back to Tom it'll be bing, bang, boom touchdown Pats in a 1:25 minute, seventy five yard drive totally demoralizing the overmatched defense. I can't wait to hear the doomsayers and haters in the national media start kissing Tom's ass around week 5 of the season when the truth finally becomes apparent to those frauds. I'm backing up my opinion with a $500 bet on the Super Bowl XLV future line at 12-1. I'll be laughing all the way to the bank! Jump on the bandwagon now.
One prediction I made eight years ago that I hope I live to see: Tom Brady will one day be President of the United States.
You heard it here first kids, the New England Patriots will win Super Bowl XLV. In what will be his most heroic season yet Tom Brady will lead the Pats to another Super Bowl win. Overcoming the handicap of a young, unproven defense and the loss of uberlineman Logan Mankins the Pats will score at will against their baffled opponents. Who cares if the HBO Jets march downfield for seven minutes to score, for when the ball gets back to Tom it'll be bing, bang, boom touchdown Pats in a 1:25 minute, seventy five yard drive totally demoralizing the overmatched defense. I can't wait to hear the doomsayers and haters in the national media start kissing Tom's ass around week 5 of the season when the truth finally becomes apparent to those frauds. I'm backing up my opinion with a $500 bet on the Super Bowl XLV future line at 12-1. I'll be laughing all the way to the bank! Jump on the bandwagon now.
One prediction I made eight years ago that I hope I live to see: Tom Brady will one day be President of the United States.
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